Nawiazujac do pani Mariny z siemianowickiej amimprezy to znalazlem cos takiego w jej tekscie ciekawe dlaczego ona spiewa o polskiej dziewczynie ;).

American queen is the American dream
American queen is the American dream

She is a Polish girl in America

Tall, tanned hot blonde girl called Ania
I asked her ‘Why would you wanna be a hollywood wife?’
Because I don’t wanna end up living without the fun
I’ll do anything for a dime
Looking for the golden line

tutaj jeszcze odnosnik do piosenki.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VTcJfL7RE

walka o koryto

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

- Have you any grounds?

- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

- No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

- It made of concrete.

- I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

- No, we have a carport, and not need one.

- I mean, what are your relations like?

- All my relations still in Poland.

- Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

- Does your wife beat you up?

- No, I always up before her.

- Is your wife a nagger?

- No, she white.

- Why do you want this divorce?

- She is going to kill me.

- What makes you think that?

- I got proof.

- What kind of proof?

- She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover"